Alana, 17, Scottish. "Run to the rescue with love, and peace will follow."
Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho
*e-mails Morrissey* can u help me with my english homework? lol
“Kids lose everything unless there’s someone there to look out for them. And if your parents are too fucked up to do it, then maybe I should”
Stand By Me (1986)
"Aren’t we all waiting to be read by someone, praying that they’ll tell us that we make sense?"
The Fratellis are such an underrated band, like wow.
okay if we’re mutuals u can
- ask for my phone number (if we can free text/message)
this has been a psa thank u
vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings
person: lol no thanks
vincent van gogh:
ahh the inbetweeneers way of life :’)
So this is what trust looks like.
Funny, my first thought was “So this is what the patriarchy looks like.”
Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives.
Woman : “Hey, can we just… Drop the bow?”
Man : “WHY DON’T YOU TRUST ME I’M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!”
Woman : “No it’s just… Well I’m afraid.”
Man : “But why? Look at me, I’m not afraid. And we’re equal, look, we pull the bow together.”
Woman : “I think we’re not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can’t.”
Man : “What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You’re so agressive!”
Woman : “That’s not what I mean, we were talking about equality : you can hurt me, I can’t.”
Man : “Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want.”
Woman : “That’s not the same thing, it will never kill you.”
Man : “Oh, you always complaining, stop victimising yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of holding the arrow? Of the responsibility it giving to me?”
Every debates about gender equality, ladies and gentleman.
omg the comments. Brilliant.
"Hey, Media? Maybe instead of sending cameras to Robin Williams’ house to be ghoulish, you could send cameras to Ferguson to be journalists."
That girl you just made fun of for being a lesbian? That’s Morrissey
Oh my god I was comparing the censored and uncensored Picture of Dorian Gray again and in the uncensored version Lord Henry has 27 pictures of Dorian in his possession but they censored it to be 17. 27 whoa way too gay bring that down to a reasonable heterosexual number like 17 no homo!
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay